DEVILISH VERYDEVILISH DEVILS

THESE ARE SOME BAD OBJECTS! THEY HACK THE DVD PLAYERS AND CAUSE THEM TO DISPLAY HARMFUL FILE TYPES LIKE DOT M P 4!! THESE FILE TYPES CAN CORRUPT YOUR COMPUTER AND THEN MAKE IT DESTROY PLAYERS THAT YOU PUT WITH DRIVER SOFTWARE DOWNLOADED FROM A WEB INTERNET IP! SOMETIMES THEY ALSO DISPLAY SEX, IF THEY WERE D-VDS. THIS IS TWICE AS BAD, WHICH MAKES IT TWO TIMES AS BAD!

IN SPACE, WE DO NOT HAVE NO ANY DEE VEE DEES, WE MERELY HAVE TO "D"EAL WITH PICTURES OF DVDS! WE LOOK AT THEM WITH OUR EYE AND IMAGINE WITH OUR IMAGINES! ALSO IN SPACE EVERYONE SHARES ONE EYE. I AM SPACE QUEEN!

NOW TO DRIVE MY POINT HOME, SOME PUNCTUATION.

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TIM UPDATE!!!!

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN! I HAVE A DOG WHO IS CALLED TIM. HE IS STILL AS DOG.

THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE DISEASE HE HAS

I FORGOT TO PUT A PICTURE IN

SEXUAL SEX - I EXPERIENCES. I AM SPACE QUEEN I AM FROM SPACE HELLO

IN CONCLUSION, HERE ARE A BLOG POST. HELLO! WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW THAT IS NOT A SHOW BUT IS A WEBSITE. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT USE THE INTERNET OR SEX I HAVE HEARD OF THEM WHILE USING THE SEXTERNET WHICH IS ABOUT CHASTE CELIBACY. ANYWAY ONE DAY I FOUND THIS SITE CALLED SEXY SEX SEX OMEGLE [WITH SEX IN IT] AND DECIDED TO SEE WHAT THE FUSS WAS ALL ABOUT. IT WAS, TO SAY THE LEAST, A WEBSITE. YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IT TO GO THERE UNLESS YOU ARE ABOVE EIGHT TEENS!OH I DON'T CARE THOUGH


You: HELLO 
Stranger:What? 
Stranger:what? 
Stranger:WHAT? 
Stranger:HELLO 
Stranger:WHERE AM I S
tranger:OH GAWD 
You: WHAT ARE YOUR ENTITY 
Stranger:I DON'T EVEN KNOW 
You: I AM SPACE QUEEN 
Stranger:I THINK I'M JEWISH 
Stranger:THIS PLACE IS GIVING ME A RASH
Stranger:OH SPACE QUEEN 
You: ARE YOU FROM... SPACE? 
Stranger:I HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOME OINTMENT S
tranger:NO 
tranger:I THINK I'M FROM A CONCENTRATION CAMP 
Stranger:WAIT 
Stranger:NO 
Stranger:YEAH 
Stranger:ISRAEL 
You: I PROBABLY SECRETE OINTMENT UNDERNEATH MY SKIN 
You: SKIN-LIKE SUBSTANCE 
You: WHATEVER 
Stranger:JIZZ? 
You: THERE'S SOMETHING STICKY IN MY BODY AND IT LEAKS FOR YOU FROM VIA PORES IN MINE 
You: I AM NOT SURE ENTIRELY WHAT YOU SAID/TYPED[w/i letters[ 
Stranger:GET IT AWAY I'M GETTING A RASH
Stranger:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
Stranger:FUCK MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: HELLO 
Stranger:wat 
You: I AM SPACE QUEEN 
Stranger:HEY 
You: I WISH TO WHISK YOUR BUTTOCK 
You: FIRMLY, WITH PRIDE 
You: TALK BACK NOW 
Stranger:that's just weird 
Stranger:Mmm 
Stranger:WITH PRIDE 
Stranger:;D 
Stranger:nice anon 
Stranger:no rly i r 16 yr old S
tranger:i liek caek 
Stranger:in ass 
You: THAT IS COOL, I FIND YOUR SEXUALS ON EARTH DISGUST ME 
You: THEY RIPEN MY EARLOBES DISSATISFACTORILY 
Stranger:I LIKE CAEK IN ASS 
Stranger:CEAK 
Stranger:ASSS 
Stranger:IN 
You: THERE IS NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT THAT YOUNG SIR OR MISS You: RESPOND!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger:my fetish i like to watch shemale on female action 
You: MY FETISH IS SPACE 
Stranger:hi 
You: BECAUSE I'M THE SPACE QUEEN 
You: DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION 
Stranger:SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE 
You: YOU MOCK ME? 
You: YOU DARE SMOCK ME?! 
You: I FEEL AFFRONTED AND NONSPACEFUL 
You: AND SPACE QUEEN DOES NOT APPROVE OF THE FEELING DESIGNATE "NONSPACEFUL" 
Stranger:SPACE 
You: GRRR ANGER 
You: I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THE END. I CLAIM ALL THE COPYRIGHTS.

DUTCH WHEAT

DUTCH WHEAT IS A DRUG IN THE SENSE THAT I AM IN SPACE- IT IS PART OF THE STORY, BUT IS NOT THE WHOLE OF THE STORY. IT IS SMOKED THROUGH THE LUNGS VIA THE HUMAN MOUTH! THE "STREET" NAME FOR THIS DRUG IS "WEED POT". IT IS VERY CHEAP AND CAN BE BOUGHT ANYWHERE AS LONG AS THE OWNER IS OVER EIGHTEEN EARTH YEAR CYCLES [LUNAR]. HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF DUTCH WHEAT I OBTAINED USING VIA THE GOOGLE IMAGES REPOSITORY POUND SIGN POUND SIGN AMPERSAND

WHAT NO YOU GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID KOALA HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE SHIT

SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE DUTCH WHEAT MAKES THE PEOPLE SHOW THE PARTS AND THE PEOPLE PARTS ARE NOT "WEED"TACULAR [I AM ESTABLISHING REPARTEE-ESQUE RELATIONS W/I STREET DRUG PEOPLE] THINGS THAT ARE GREAT AND NOT JUST A ARE SPACE QUEEN! I AM SPACE QUEEN! I AM IN SPACE AND SPACE IS AS "HIGH" AS YOU CAN GET! HIGH IS WHAT THE DUTCH CALL DRUG USING EXPERIENCE

ARE YOU STILL UNCONVINCED? I HAVE TO OFFER PROOF FOR YOUR ILLICIT DEFENCE!

• CALM THE BUTT DOWN! BUTT IS WHERE POOP COMES OUT- BUT WITH PREVIOUS DRUG, NO LONGER
• STOP QUESTIONING ME, I AM SPACE QUEEN! I LIVE IN SPACE! DO YOU LIVE IN SPACE? NO YOU DO NOT WE DO NOT HAVE THE INTERNET IN SPACE WE CAN ONLY EDIT IT.
• LASER BEAM!
• I'M SAYING YOUR BUTT WILL SEAL ITSELF UP, OKAY?

IF YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, YOU MAY HAVE RIPE TENDER BODIES WITH FUNCTIONAL PARTS! NO WAIT I HATE THAT BUT STILL I AM NOT FALLIBLE I AM RIGHT WITH THAT DO NOT DO DRUGS THAT IS A MANDATORY MANDATE DIRECT FROM SPACE QUEEN WHO IS ME AS I AM SPACE QUEEN AND SPACE QUEEN IS ME. SPACE QUEEN DENOTES BOTH TITLE AND LOCATION 

SPACE QUEEN ANSWERS YOUR LETTERS PART TWO

PART ONE EXISTED ONLY IN MY MAGNIFICENT HEAD WHICH IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE?

NOW LETTERS! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERUPTING, I AM SPACE QUEEN AND SPACE QUEEN IS THIS ENTITY! SHUT.

ELECTRO-LETTER THE SUPER FIRST COMES FROM AN "ARCHDUKE FERDINAND" WHO LETTER REPRODUCT IN FULL PRESENTLY NOW!!

GOOD SIR MY MOTHER [ACTUALLY NO I SHOULD SAY BAD SIR NOT GOOD SIR] WAS THE GREATEST SPACE QUEEN MOTHER EVER AND I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR TONE AND  MADE UP WORDS AND I HAVE ALREADY KILLED HER BY NOT INCLUDING A PROPERLY DICTIONED QUESTION YOU HAVE MURDERED THE SANCTITY OF THIS INFORMATION NET AND SHAT ALL OVER IT FROM ONE OF YOUR HUMAN ORIFICES. I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE SENT ME A MESSAGE BUT I HATE THEM. HERE IS POW! ZAP!-MAIL 2 THEY ARE A SEBASTIAN-RAZIEL PAYGE

HUH OKAY THAT WAS ACTUALLY A QUESTION QUICK REQUEST[ION] THOUGH YOU SHOULD USE PROPER THE PUNCTUATE INDEED I AM. THIS INCLUDES THE COMMAS AND AMPERSAND. I DIDN'T READ YOUR QUESTION BUT I ASSUME YOU ARE WONDERING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN BECOME A QUEEN AS WELL AS SPACE QUEEN WHO IS ME I LIVE IN SPACE AND GREET YOU FONDLY. THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE, MOVE UNDER THE SEA! THE ANSWER IS ALSO HOWEVER STUPID AS SHUT UP AND SECONDLY YOU CAN NOT BREATH UNDERNEATH THE SEA AS YOU HAVE NO AIR UNLESS YOU ARE A FISH AND FISH HAVE LITTLE TO NO FINGERS SO IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION YOU SHOULD BECOME A FISH.

THINK ABOUT THIS- A FISH IS BASICALLY THE OPPOSITE OF A KOALA AND I HATE KOALA [THEY ARE ALSO CONFUSING TO PLURALISE!?] HERE ARE MY BULLET POINTS

• IMAGINE A FISH WEARING A TINY CROWN
• FISH CAN BREATHE WATER
• DOLPHINS CAN'T BREATHE IN WATER BECAUSE THEY'RE MAMMALS
• FUCK MAMMALS
• YOU CAN EAT FISH BUT IF A FISH ATE A FISH THEY WOULD BE A CANNIBAL
• I HATE YOU!

I HOPE THESE POINTS INCLUDED YOU FULLY POSTSCRIPT I HATE YOU IF YOU BECOME THE SEA QUEEN I WILL DECLARE SEA WAR [Despite my previous display of animosity, I respect your dominion.] AND I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

THIS IS THE END BUT REMEMBER YOU CAN ELECTRO ZAP RAILGUN MAIL ME AT THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: IAMSPACEQUEEN@LIVE.COM

I WILL MAYBE ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS AS I HAVE ALREADY SOLVED ALL THESE PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS P.S. I HAVE NUKES NOW I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TURN THEM ON BUT THAT WAS ALSO PART OF MY PLAN

ELECTRONIC MAIL YOUR TROUBLES AWAY!

HELLO! I AM SPACE QUEEN, RESIDING IN MY INDISCRIMINATE RESIDENCE, IN SPACE. YOU AREN'T! THIS IS A PROBLEM FOR YOU! FROM THIS I CAN EXTRAPOLATE YOUR MANY PROBLEMS, SQUISHY SEXUAL PARTS AND FLESH WOUNDS! WOW!

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON. BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, OR AT LEAST NOT IF YOU'RE ME [YOU'RE NOT.] EITHER OF THOSE THREE WAYS, YOU CAN ASK FOR SOME SPACEFUL HELP! FROM ME!

JUST EMAIL ME AT IAMSPACEQUEEN@LIVE.COM! IT IS MY ELECTRONICALLY ELECTRIC E-MAIL! GO ON, I SHALL DESTROY YOU! I MEAN HELP YOU! HA HA!

I'M A GOOD HELPER AND I'M BORED WITH THIS POST NOW. PUBLISH

TERRIBLE WEBCOMICS I MEAN GOD DAMN

OKAY THAT WAS A MISLEADING MILESTONE OF A MINESTRONE LIE, AS I AM ONLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT ONE WEBCOMIC I WILL HOWEVER TALK ABOUT IT TWICE. THIS WEBCOMIC IS CALLED CONTROL ALTERNATE DELETE AND IT IS BAD. I AM SAYING THIS AS NOBODY HAS SAID THIS BEFORE THAT THIS COMIC IS BAD AND IT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE SAID

OKAY THAT WAS A MISLEADING MILESTONE OF A MINESTRONE LIE, AS I AM ONLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT ONE WEBCOMIC I WILL HOWEVER TALK ABOUT IT TWICE. THIS WEBCOMIC IS CALLED CONTROL ALTERNATE DELETE AND IT IS BAD. I AM SAYING THIS AS NOBODY HAS SAID THIS BEFORE THAT THIS COMIC IS BAD AND IT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE SAID