DUTCH WHEAT

DUTCH WHEAT IS A DRUG IN THE SENSE THAT I AM IN SPACE- IT IS PART OF THE STORY, BUT IS NOT THE WHOLE OF THE STORY. IT IS SMOKED THROUGH THE LUNGS VIA THE HUMAN MOUTH! THE "STREET" NAME FOR THIS DRUG IS "WEED POT". IT IS VERY CHEAP AND CAN BE BOUGHT ANYWHERE AS LONG AS THE OWNER IS OVER EIGHTEEN EARTH YEAR CYCLES [LUNAR]. HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF DUTCH WHEAT I OBTAINED USING VIA THE GOOGLE IMAGES REPOSITORY POUND SIGN POUND SIGN AMPERSAND

WHAT NO YOU GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID KOALA HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE SHIT

SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE DUTCH WHEAT MAKES THE PEOPLE SHOW THE PARTS AND THE PEOPLE PARTS ARE NOT "WEED"TACULAR [I AM ESTABLISHING REPARTEE-ESQUE RELATIONS W/I STREET DRUG PEOPLE] THINGS THAT ARE GREAT AND NOT JUST A ARE SPACE QUEEN! I AM SPACE QUEEN! I AM IN SPACE AND SPACE IS AS "HIGH" AS YOU CAN GET! HIGH IS WHAT THE DUTCH CALL DRUG USING EXPERIENCE

ARE YOU STILL UNCONVINCED? I HAVE TO OFFER PROOF FOR YOUR ILLICIT DEFENCE!

• CALM THE BUTT DOWN! BUTT IS WHERE POOP COMES OUT- BUT WITH PREVIOUS DRUG, NO LONGER
• STOP QUESTIONING ME, I AM SPACE QUEEN! I LIVE IN SPACE! DO YOU LIVE IN SPACE? NO YOU DO NOT WE DO NOT HAVE THE INTERNET IN SPACE WE CAN ONLY EDIT IT.
• LASER BEAM!
• I'M SAYING YOUR BUTT WILL SEAL ITSELF UP, OKAY?

IF YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, YOU MAY HAVE RIPE TENDER BODIES WITH FUNCTIONAL PARTS! NO WAIT I HATE THAT BUT STILL I AM NOT FALLIBLE I AM RIGHT WITH THAT DO NOT DO DRUGS THAT IS A MANDATORY MANDATE DIRECT FROM SPACE QUEEN WHO IS ME AS I AM SPACE QUEEN AND SPACE QUEEN IS ME. SPACE QUEEN DENOTES BOTH TITLE AND LOCATION