IN CONCLUSION, HERE ARE A BLOG POST. HELLO! WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW THAT IS NOT A SHOW BUT IS A WEBSITE. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT USE THE INTERNET OR SEX I HAVE HEARD OF THEM WHILE USING THE SEXTERNET WHICH IS ABOUT CHASTE CELIBACY. ANYWAY ONE DAY I FOUND THIS SITE CALLED SEXY SEX SEX OMEGLE [WITH SEX IN IT] AND DECIDED TO SEE WHAT THE FUSS WAS ALL ABOUT. IT WAS, TO SAY THE LEAST, A WEBSITE. YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IT TO GO THERE UNLESS YOU ARE ABOVE EIGHT TEENS!OH I DON'T CARE THOUGH
You: HELLO
Stranger:What?
Stranger:what?
Stranger:WHAT?
Stranger:HELLO
Stranger:WHERE AM I S
tranger:OH GAWD
You: WHAT ARE YOUR ENTITY
Stranger:I DON'T EVEN KNOW
You: I AM SPACE QUEEN
Stranger:I THINK I'M JEWISH
Stranger:THIS PLACE IS GIVING ME A RASH
Stranger:OH SPACE QUEEN
You: ARE YOU FROM... SPACE?
Stranger:I HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOME OINTMENT S
tranger:NO
tranger:I THINK I'M FROM A CONCENTRATION CAMP
Stranger:WAIT
Stranger:NO
Stranger:YEAH
Stranger:ISRAEL
You: I PROBABLY SECRETE OINTMENT UNDERNEATH MY SKIN
You: SKIN-LIKE SUBSTANCE
You: WHATEVER
Stranger:JIZZ?
You: THERE'S SOMETHING STICKY IN MY BODY AND IT LEAKS FOR YOU FROM VIA PORES IN MINE
You: I AM NOT SURE ENTIRELY WHAT YOU SAID/TYPED[w/i letters[
Stranger:GET IT AWAY I'M GETTING A RASH
Stranger:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger:FUCK MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: HELLO
Stranger:wat
You: I AM SPACE QUEEN
Stranger:HEY
You: I WISH TO WHISK YOUR BUTTOCK
You: FIRMLY, WITH PRIDE
You: TALK BACK NOW
Stranger:that's just weird
Stranger:Mmm
Stranger:WITH PRIDE
Stranger:;D
Stranger:nice anon
Stranger:no rly i r 16 yr old S
tranger:i liek caek
Stranger:in ass
You: THAT IS COOL, I FIND YOUR SEXUALS ON EARTH DISGUST ME
You: THEY RIPEN MY EARLOBES DISSATISFACTORILY
Stranger:I LIKE CAEK IN ASS
Stranger:CEAK
Stranger:ASSS
Stranger:IN
You: THERE IS NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT THAT YOUNG SIR OR MISS You: RESPOND!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger:my fetish i like to watch shemale on female action
You: MY FETISH IS SPACE
Stranger:hi
You: BECAUSE I'M THE SPACE QUEEN
You: DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION
Stranger:SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
You: YOU MOCK ME?
You: YOU DARE SMOCK ME?!
You: I FEEL AFFRONTED AND NONSPACEFUL
You: AND SPACE QUEEN DOES NOT APPROVE OF THE FEELING DESIGNATE "NONSPACEFUL"
Stranger:SPACE
You: GRRR ANGER
You: I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
THE END. I CLAIM ALL THE COPYRIGHTS.
Showing posts with label EW. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EW. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
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MY REGALITY* IS STUNTED BY THESE MENTIONS AND PROXIMITY ALONE AND BELIEVE ME THERE IS NO DISTANCE FAR ENOUGH
OKAY I HAVE THROWN UP A LOT OF SPACE VOMIT OUT OF MY SPACE MOUTH AND I THINK IT IS TIME THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHAT THIS SEX IS IF YOU ARE YOUNG THEN YOU SHOULD NOT READ THIS BUT IF YOU ARE OLD YOU DON'T NEED TO AND IF YOU ARE STUPID I HATE YOU SO ONLY READ THIS IF YOU DON'T "EGG"SIST
IN SEX THERE IS FIRST TWO PEOPLE THERE IS THE MR.MAN AND THERE IS THE MR.WOMAN SHE IS A LADY THEN THEY ARE NOT WEARING CLOTHES AND THEY ARE EATING ONLY IN THE REVERSE ORDER IN WHICH THAT OCCURRENCE. LATER THE MR.MAN ASKS THE MR.WOMAN WHO IS A LADY IF THEY ARE ALLOWED TO SEX AND THE WOMAN TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES. THIS IS CALLED "FOREPLAY".
THEN COMMENCES THE SWAPPING OF BODILY FLUIDS AND IT IS QUITE VILE SO I SHALL TALK ABOUT NO MORE OF THAT. LATER THE MR.MAN MAKES A SILLY FACE AND THE MR.WOMAN [LADY] SCREAMS IN PAIN LATER THEY ALL BLUSH AND SOMETIMES REPRODUCE IF THEY ARE IN A GOOD/BAD MOOD I INCLUDE THE SLASH AS THEY ARE VERY SIMILAR ALSO THEY SWEAR WITH THE RUDE WORDS
I THINK IT IS BAD AND THEY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT IS NOT DISGUSTING INSTEAD OF "SEX" THEY SHOULD DO WHAT I DO I AM SPACE QUEEN, WHICH IS LIVING IN SPACE AND GENITAL INTERCOURSE.
*SPACE REGALITY
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