THIS IS THE END OF THIS MOMENTARILY DOGGISH INTERLUDE. NOW GO.
PEOPLE HAVE FACES! WHY IS THIS? I HAVE NO FACE, ALTHOUGH I MAY IF YOU LOOK AT A TIME UNLESS THE OTHER TIMES. PEOPLE ARE UGLY. THEIR FACES ARE ALSO STUPID, WHICH IS UGLY. THEY ARE IN THE INTERNET. I AM GOING TO REVIEW THEM, WHICH IS WHAT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DO.
THIS GUY IS SUCH AN INSENSITIVE DIPSHIT. RAISING YOUR ARMS, HUH? YOU KNOW NOT ALL THE PEOPLE CAN RAISE THEIR ARMS OR EVEN HAVE ARMS TO RAISE! SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE LEGS OR THEY WERE BORN WITHOUT A SPINE OR ARE SNAKES. AND LOOK AT HIS FACE [WHICH IS WHAT I AM MEANING TO TALK] HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING. HE SEES THE PAIN IN OTHERS. AND HE LAUGHS. NOTE THE SHADOWYNESS IN HIS EYES, A TRICK USED BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO SHOW THE SUBJECT'S SHADOWY SOUL, WHICH PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST OR IS ON FIRE. ALSO HIS SHIRT IS BLUE AND IS STUPID.
OH HEY, FAT LIP
GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE KEEPING YOUR LIPS IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE- SUCH FAT SHAPE, LIP FACE. WHY DON'T YOU GO INJECT POLYSTYRENE INTO YOUR LIPS TO MAKE THEM BIGGER? ALSO YOUR EYES ARE BLUE AND BLUE IS THE OPPOSITE OF FAT LIPS, CONTRAST MAKING YOUR FACIAL FAILURE ALL THE APPARENTER.
"A GUH HUH HUH HUH HUH"
GET A JOB.
THIS JERK IS THE PRESIDENT OF SOME COUNTRY SOMEWHERE. I BET HE HAD TO HAVE AN ELECTION WHERE EVERYONE HAD TO VOTE FOR HIM AND IF THEY DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM HE WAS NO LONGER THE PRESIDENT. WHAT AN EGO! I JUST AM SPACE QUEEN NO MATTER WHO HATES ME [NOBODY, THAT IS HERESY AND I WILL EXECUTE YOU AS I AM ALL THE COURTS]
LOOK AT THAT MOUTH, TOO. IT IS SLIGHTLY OPEN AS IF HE HAS JUST EXPELLED VOMIT FROM BETWEEN HIS TEETH. THE SMALL OPENING EXEMPLIFIES THE PRESSURE, THIN STREAMS OF LIQUID VOMIT SPRAYING OVER HIS AUDIENCE IN THE FORM OF A FINE MIST. HIS DEVOTED AUDIENCE, REJOICING IN WHAT IS, IN SOME TANGENTIAL WAY, HIS TOUCH. ECSTASY. HIS PROUD FAMILY LOOKS ON, A SINGLE TEAR RUNNING DOWN THEIR COLLECTIVE FACE AS THE PEA-GREEN LIQUID COVERS ALL PRESENT. SALUTING. A LARGE AMERICAN FLAG. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
LOOK AT THIS FUCK. "OOH, I AM HAPPY." I BET YOU SAY THAT. LOOK AT THOSE EYES. THEY ARE SLIGHTLY CROSS EYED BECAUSE THAT LITTLE SHIT CAN NOT SEE STRAIGHT.
THEY PROBABLY HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. DO YOU, LITTLE GIRL? GIRL WHO IS SMALL? LITTLE SMALL? YEAH, YOU WOULD HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING THAT CLOTHES FOR CHARITY. SELFISH BITCH. NO, I BET IT IS COVERED IN ADS! SELLOUT BITCH. WHY DO YOU NOT USE THE MONEY YOU GET FROM ADS TO BUY YOURSELF SOME NEW FACE.
IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE THE BEST FACE, ALTHOUGH I DON'T HAVE A FACE ALL THE TIME DURING SCHMEBUANE AND MARCUEMBERANY. ALTHOUGH IF I WILL IT THEN I AM JUST A FACE SANS BODY! THIS IS WHAT WE IN SPACE LIKE TO CALL "ROYALTY".
