"DOCTORS"

HELLO AND READ ON TO DISCOVER THE POINT THAT I AM ABOUT TO OUTLINE BEFORE I DESCRIBE IT IN MORE DETAIL! IT SHALL BE AS EXITING AS HAS BEEN ADVERTISED YOU HAVE BEEN ASSURED;

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I AM FROM SPACE. IN SPACE, ARMS ARE A THING OF THE PAST ALTHOUGH TIME IS MORE A FLUID THAN IT IS OUTSIDE OF SPACE [IT WOULD BE ACCURACY INCARNATE TO DESCRIBE IT AS A PUTTY ON YOUR EARTH] SO I SUPPOSE I HAVE SAID NOTHING. YOU WILL ALLOW ME TO RESTART!

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I AM FROM SPACE. IN SPACE, ARMS ARE A BIG LOAD OF BULLSHIT BECAUSE THEY GET HIT BY KNIVES, ETC! YOU MIGHT THINK THAT THIS IS NO BIG DEAL WHEN YOU ARE ON THE PLANET EARTH OR ONE OF THE OTHER PLANET EARTHS BUT FOR ME IN SPACE IT IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME! IT MIGHT BE A BIG DEAL FOR OTHERS IN SPACE AS WELL BUT

SO WHY DO YOU THINK THAT ARMS ARE BULLSHIT? I CAN NOT ANSWER THIS! BUT I DO KNOW WHY I THINK THAT- IT IS BECAUSE I KNOW IT. BECAUSE DOCTORS ARE ALL CRIMINALS AND RACISTS. ARE YOU A RACIST, DOCTOR MAN? I  CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT YOU MUST BE, FOR IF YOU ARE NOT THEN YOUR CREDENTIALS MORPH TO A STATE OF SUSPICION! YOU SEE, DOCTORS LIKE TO MAKE YOU EAT SO MUCH POISON THAT YOU DIE AND YOU GIVE THEM MONEY FOR IT YOU IDIOT. AFTER THIS, THEY MAKE HOLES IN YOU AND PUT TINY ROBOTS IN THAT CONVERT YOUR ORGANS INTO VALUABLE WHITE CLOTH FOR THE DOCTOR'S RACIST HOOD. THEN THE DOCTOR SEALS YOU UP WITHOUT EVEN ASKING YOU FIRST BUT NOT BEFORE PUTTING EMPTY CANS OF SPACE COLA AND SUCH INSIDE YOUR CENTER LUNG [ALSO HE WILL ADD OR REMOVE LUNGS UNTIL A CENTER LUNG IS NOTICEABLE] AND THEN HE STEALS YOUR CAR

WOULD YOU ENJOY TO KNOW MY PROOF OF THIS SHOCKING HORROR? BECAUSE IT IS EASY FOR ME, SPACE QUEEN! I AM SPACE QUEEN, YOU KNOW. I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THAT I SAW ALL THE DOCTORS DOING BAD THINGS THAT WERE CRIMES AGAINST SPACALITY AND ALSO THE LAW. I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET ON MY TEN ARMS AND ARM FACE WHEN I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS [WERE?] SOME DOCTOR SHOE PRINTS LEADING INTO A DARK AND DUSK SECLUDED ALLEY. WHEN I HOVERED INTO INSIDE THE ALLEY I NOTICED THAT THERE WERE ALL THE DOCTORS!!!!!AND THEY HAD GUNS!!!!!!THAT WAS BAD

[HERE IS A MITE OF CONTEXT AND BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT ALONE BUT GUNS ARE ILLEGAL IN SPACE BECAUSE THEY CAN KILL PEOPLE WHEN CONNECTED WITH MOVEMENTS.]

I TOOK CAREFUL NOTE OF ALL THE DOCTORS WHO WERE BEING ILLEGAL AND I SPRUNG INTO ACTION VIA FLYING AWAY BACK TO MY LEISURELY SPACE CASTLE WHICH IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE [WHICH I HATE BUT I KEEP BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ABLE TO GOVERN GOOD] AND THAT IS WHY THERE ARE NO DOCTORS BECAUSE I BANNED THEM BECAUSE THEY ALL HAD GUNS AND ALSO WERE WEARING T-SHIRTS THAT WERE COVERED IN RACIAL SLURS ON THE BACK AND ON THE FRONT WAS THE WORD "DOCTOR" AND AN ARROW POINTING UP BUT ON THE WAY HOME I GOT MY ARM CHOPPED OFF AND THAT WAS SAD BUT I MADE A CHOICE

SO AS YOU CAN SEE IN SPACE ALL DOCTORS ARE EVIL AND HORRIBLE AND IF YOU OFFER THEM A MEAL THEN THEY WILL EAT IT AND SAY THAT IT WAS UNSATISFYING. I AM ASSUMING THAT DOCTORS ON PLANETS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASSUME SPACE QUEEN IS RIGHT!

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OF MY STORY ABOUT DOCTORS