SPACE TRAFFIC || CIFFART ECAPS

SO OKAY SPACE TRAFFIC? IT IS A THING.AND IT IS CRAP IN A BUCKET OF CRAPet of crap AND I HATE IT FOR MY NOT-HATE OKAY NOW LET ME TAKE THIS ALL BACK TO THE BEGINNING PERIOD

TRAFFIC! IT IS IN SPACE AND IT IS GOOD. THAT IS A GOOD SITUARIO. [SPACE SITUATION SCENARIO] NOW LET US LOOK AT A SALTERMENSION [SPACE ALTERNATE DIMENSION] IN WHICH TRAFFIC SPACE IS BAD IN SPACE SPACE TRAFFIC SPACE SPACE. THIS IS BAD! [bad things are bad!] AND I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT IN MY BLOG AND IT WHICH IS THIS. LOOK THOUGH I AM NOT AS THE TRAFFIC IS SMERELY [SPACE MERELY] MEDIOCRE! IT ENRAGES MY FACE. I HAVE NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT! ALL I HAVE BLOGGED ABOUT IS MY FAILURE TO BE ABLE TO BLOG ABOUT TRAFFIC AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TRAFFIC ALL YOU KNOW IS THAT I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I AM FROM SPACE AND I HAVE A DOG AND I AM PISSED AT THE LACK OF INTERESTING TRAFFIC!

LET IT BE SROYALLY SOWN [SPACE ROYALLY KNOWN] THAT I AM GOING TO SAMPLE OF YOUR INTENSE PLANETARY TRAFFIC [BEFORE I DESTROY YOUR PUNY EARTH-PLANET THAT IS NOT FROM SPACE VIA AN ORGANIC HATCH IN MY TORSO FILLED WITH ACIDIC SMUCUS]

SPUEEN!