FACES THAT PEOPLE HAVE LIKE YOU

MY DOG HAS FOUR FEET THESE ARE THEIR NAMES THE FIRST ONE HAS A NAME CALLED JOHN.
THIS IS THE END OF THIS MOMENTARILY DOGGISH INTERLUDE. NOW GO.

PEOPLE HAVE FACES! WHY IS THIS? I HAVE NO FACE, ALTHOUGH I MAY IF YOU LOOK AT A TIME UNLESS THE OTHER TIMES. PEOPLE ARE UGLY. THEIR FACES ARE ALSO STUPID, WHICH IS UGLY. THEY ARE IN THE INTERNET. I AM GOING TO REVIEW THEM, WHICH IS WHAT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DO.

THIS GUY IS SUCH AN INSENSITIVE DIPSHIT. RAISING YOUR ARMS, HUH? YOU KNOW NOT ALL THE PEOPLE CAN RAISE THEIR ARMS OR EVEN HAVE ARMS TO RAISE! SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE LEGS OR THEY WERE BORN WITHOUT A SPINE OR ARE SNAKES. AND LOOK AT HIS FACE [WHICH IS WHAT I AM MEANING TO TALK] HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING. HE SEES THE PAIN IN OTHERS. AND HE LAUGHS. NOTE THE SHADOWYNESS IN HIS EYES, A TRICK USED BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO SHOW THE SUBJECT'S SHADOWY SOUL, WHICH PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST OR IS ON FIRE. ALSO HIS SHIRT IS BLUE AND IS STUPID.

OH HEY, FAT LIP

GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE KEEPING YOUR LIPS IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE- SUCH FAT SHAPE, LIP FACE. WHY DON'T YOU GO INJECT POLYSTYRENE INTO YOUR LIPS TO MAKE THEM BIGGER? ALSO YOUR EYES ARE BLUE AND BLUE IS THE OPPOSITE OF FAT LIPS, CONTRAST MAKING YOUR FACIAL FAILURE ALL THE APPARENTER.

"A GUH HUH HUH HUH HUH"

GET A JOB.

THIS JERK IS THE PRESIDENT OF SOME COUNTRY SOMEWHERE. I BET HE HAD TO HAVE AN ELECTION WHERE EVERYONE HAD TO VOTE FOR HIM AND IF THEY DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM HE WAS NO LONGER THE PRESIDENT. WHAT AN EGO! I JUST AM SPACE QUEEN NO MATTER WHO HATES ME [NOBODY, THAT IS HERESY AND I WILL EXECUTE YOU AS I AM ALL THE COURTS]

LOOK AT THAT MOUTH, TOO. IT IS SLIGHTLY OPEN AS IF HE HAS JUST EXPELLED VOMIT FROM BETWEEN HIS TEETH. THE SMALL OPENING EXEMPLIFIES THE PRESSURE, THIN STREAMS OF LIQUID VOMIT SPRAYING OVER HIS AUDIENCE IN THE FORM OF A FINE MIST. HIS DEVOTED AUDIENCE, REJOICING IN WHAT IS, IN SOME TANGENTIAL WAY, HIS TOUCH. ECSTASY. HIS PROUD FAMILY LOOKS ON, A SINGLE TEAR RUNNING DOWN THEIR COLLECTIVE FACE AS THE PEA-GREEN LIQUID COVERS ALL PRESENT. SALUTING. A LARGE AMERICAN FLAG. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

LOOK AT THIS FUCK. "OOH, I AM HAPPY." I BET YOU SAY THAT. LOOK AT THOSE EYES. THEY ARE SLIGHTLY CROSS EYED BECAUSE THAT LITTLE SHIT CAN NOT SEE STRAIGHT.

THEY PROBABLY HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. DO YOU, LITTLE GIRL? GIRL WHO IS SMALL? LITTLE SMALL? YEAH, YOU WOULD HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING THAT CLOTHES FOR CHARITY. SELFISH BITCH. NO, I BET IT IS COVERED IN ADS! SELLOUT BITCH. WHY DO YOU NOT USE THE MONEY YOU GET FROM ADS TO BUY YOURSELF SOME NEW FACE.

IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE THE BEST FACE, ALTHOUGH I DON'T HAVE A FACE ALL THE TIME DURING SCHMEBUANE AND MARCUEMBERANY. ALTHOUGH IF I WILL IT THEN I AM JUST A FACE SANS BODY! THIS IS WHAT WE IN SPACE LIKE TO CALL "ROYALTY".

I AM THE POST QUEEN

I AM NOT REALLY THE POST QUEEN, I AM SPACE QUEEN! NOW ONTO BEESWAX. BEESWAX IS WHAT STREET URCHINS CALL BUSINESS, WHICH IS A TYPE OF INTERNET I BELIEVE! OUR- WELL NO IT IS JUST ME, SO MY FIRST EPOST COMES STRAIGHT FROM THAT PERSON WHO SENT ME A MESSAGE THE LAST TIME I ATTEMPTED THIS FARCE

OKAY WELL-

YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU DO NOT SPEAK WHEN THE SPACE QUEEN OF ME IS SPEAKING THAT IS QUITE RUDE AND NOT ACKNOWLEDGED BY ME. POOP IN A CUP. PS SUPERMAN IN SPACE CAN TURN BACK TIME AND THEN BE THERE BEFORE HE LEFT

LISTEN, MUST YOU DARKEN MY SASS-BOX WITH YOUR SASS? CALM THE SPACE QUEEN DOWN AND LOOK AT THESE HINTS FOR SPELLING WITH THESE HINTS YOU CAN WIN ALL THE SPELLING TROPHIES. FIRST, WHEN YOU TYPE THE WORDS INTO YOUR COMPUTER BOX, LOOK FOR THE RED LINE. HERE IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH THIS USE OF METHODOLOGY IS THE PROBLEM INHERENT IN SASS IS SO A WORD YOU DIRTY FUCK. SO IGNORE THE RED LINE IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME HAVE NOT LIED EARLIER. THE SECOND WAY, NUMERO DEUX, IS TO REMEMBER THIS THING THAT I AM ABOUT TO TYPE. THE FIRST WORD IS COMING RIGHT UP AND I AM VERY EXCITED I AM GOING ALL ORGASMY

• S IS FOR SPELL THE WORDS THAT BEGIN WITH S WITH AN S!
• P IS FOR "PELL", WHICH IS THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF "SPELL". YOU SHOULD SPELL GOOD. A COMMON MISTAKE IS NOT DOING THAT.
• A IS FOR A BLOG. THIS BLOG! READ IT AND YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO SPELL FROM MY EXAMPLES.
• L IS FOR LEARN, YOU SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL. BUT NOT ONE OF THOSE GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS, GO TO A BURGER MONARCHY. THEY TEACH HOW TO SPELL "BURGER".
• L IS FOR UM ANOTHER THING I GUESS.

I WOULD CONCLUDE THIS SEGMENT OF THIS BLOG SECTION BUT I JUST REALISED YOU NEVER ASKED A QUESTION. SSSSSAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

LISTEN. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE THINGS ARE. BUT UPDATING SOMETHING REQUIRES A LOT OF FLUIDS AND A GOOD CAN DO ATTITUDE. TRY DOING SOME FLUID. IF THAT IS NOT APPLICABLE TO WHAT A WEBCOMIC ACTUALLY IS, THEN TRY SETTING YOURSELF A BI-DAILY UPDATE SCHEDULE AND STICK TO THAT. IF THAT'S NOT APPLICABLE EITHER, THEN MAYBE SET IT ON FIRE.

WHAT IS A KING? EITHER WAY, NO. LOVE, SPACE QUEEN.

OH DEAR, KOALAS? I AM AFRAID I DON'T LIKE THEM AND BY EXTENSION HATE TREES. PERHAPS YOU COULD GO RUB AGAINST A TREE? KOALAS ARE TREE PARASITES. ANYWAY, IT IS APPRECIATED THAT THE UNIT WAS PROPERLY SELF DEPRECIATING IN MY VIRTUAL CYBER ELECTRO-HYPER-DOT COM PRESSENCE. SO I WILL GIVE YOU SOME MORE ADVICEFUL HELP AND HELPFUL ADVICE. TRY COATING YOUR FRAIL BODY IN A COAT OF FIRE. THIS WILL HELP BECAUSE HEAT RISES AND KOALAS ARE BASICALLY HAIRY BITCH BALLOONS. BALLOONS ARE MADE ENTIRELY OF LIGHTER THAN AIR GAS CALLED RUBBER WHICH IS A TYPE OF PLASTIC. I HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED BUT ONLY IF BY MY HELP. THERE IS ONE LAST EMAI-L.

WHAT NO I ALREADY ANSWERED YOU. OKAY THERE IS NO OTHER EMA-ILS. REMEMBER YOU CAN SEND ME QUESTIONS AT IAMSPACEQUEEN@LIVE.COM OR YOU COULD JUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN STUPIDITY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

NO

SPACE SPACE TIME

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I AM IN SPACE HELLO THAT IS WHO I AM THAT ME AGAIN IS SPACE QUEEN RE: SPACE I LIVE THERE. LET US GET IN TO SERIOUS MODE NOW.

IN CONCLUSION, SPACE AND TIME AND SPACE WHERE I AM NOW ARE ALL WHACK SHIT. THE END. P.S. I LIKE SPACE.

I WOULD LIKE TO EDUCATE ABOUT EDUCATION THE NOUN, AS IN TO BE OF THE MEANING ITSELF. SPACE TIME! SPACE IS A THING THAT IS A THING, AND IS THEREFORE LOGICALLY SPACE, AND TIME IS WHAT IS REGARDLESS POST-SPACE IN THAT PHRASING I PHRASED PREVIOUSLY. IF YOU LOOK UP SLIGHTLY OR BACK IN TIME A LITTLE BIT THEN EITHER WAY YOU SEE THE WORD THAT I MENTIONED IN COMBO WITH OTHER WORDS [OTHERWORDS] THAT WERE BEFORE THERE AS WELL! IN ESSENCE, TIME AND SPACE ARE SIMILAR TO THE POINT OF HAVING LITERALLY NO FIGURATIVE DIFFERENCES. THEREFORE YOU CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE.

I HAVE A FLYING CAR! DID YOU READ THAT SENTENCE? BECAUSE THE FIRST WORD [HELLO] STILL EXISTS. THIS TROUBLES ME ON ALL THE LEVELS, ALL OF THEM AT ALL! I HAVE TINGLY SPOTS ALL OVER MYSELF AND THIS WORRIES MY PARTS. I CAN SEE INTO THE PLACE IN FORWARD-TIME WHERE I HAVE A FLYING CAR, ALTHOUGH I ALREADY HAVE A FLYING CAR BECAUSE I AM IN SPACE I AM SPACE QUEEN DID YOU ALREADY FORGET!? THE NEXT PARAMETRIC GRAPHOZOID WILL BE UP/BACK BY TWO.