I AM THE POST QUEEN

I AM NOT REALLY THE POST QUEEN, I AM SPACE QUEEN! NOW ONTO BEESWAX. BEESWAX IS WHAT STREET URCHINS CALL BUSINESS, WHICH IS A TYPE OF INTERNET I BELIEVE! OUR- WELL NO IT IS JUST ME, SO MY FIRST EPOST COMES STRAIGHT FROM THAT PERSON WHO SENT ME A MESSAGE THE LAST TIME I ATTEMPTED THIS FARCE

OKAY WELL-

YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU DO NOT SPEAK WHEN THE SPACE QUEEN OF ME IS SPEAKING THAT IS QUITE RUDE AND NOT ACKNOWLEDGED BY ME. POOP IN A CUP. PS SUPERMAN IN SPACE CAN TURN BACK TIME AND THEN BE THERE BEFORE HE LEFT

LISTEN, MUST YOU DARKEN MY SASS-BOX WITH YOUR SASS? CALM THE SPACE QUEEN DOWN AND LOOK AT THESE HINTS FOR SPELLING WITH THESE HINTS YOU CAN WIN ALL THE SPELLING TROPHIES. FIRST, WHEN YOU TYPE THE WORDS INTO YOUR COMPUTER BOX, LOOK FOR THE RED LINE. HERE IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH THIS USE OF METHODOLOGY IS THE PROBLEM INHERENT IN SASS IS SO A WORD YOU DIRTY FUCK. SO IGNORE THE RED LINE IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME HAVE NOT LIED EARLIER. THE SECOND WAY, NUMERO DEUX, IS TO REMEMBER THIS THING THAT I AM ABOUT TO TYPE. THE FIRST WORD IS COMING RIGHT UP AND I AM VERY EXCITED I AM GOING ALL ORGASMY

• S IS FOR SPELL THE WORDS THAT BEGIN WITH S WITH AN S!
• P IS FOR "PELL", WHICH IS THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF "SPELL". YOU SHOULD SPELL GOOD. A COMMON MISTAKE IS NOT DOING THAT.
• A IS FOR A BLOG. THIS BLOG! READ IT AND YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO SPELL FROM MY EXAMPLES.
• L IS FOR LEARN, YOU SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL. BUT NOT ONE OF THOSE GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS, GO TO A BURGER MONARCHY. THEY TEACH HOW TO SPELL "BURGER".
• L IS FOR UM ANOTHER THING I GUESS.

I WOULD CONCLUDE THIS SEGMENT OF THIS BLOG SECTION BUT I JUST REALISED YOU NEVER ASKED A QUESTION. SSSSSAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

LISTEN. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE THINGS ARE. BUT UPDATING SOMETHING REQUIRES A LOT OF FLUIDS AND A GOOD CAN DO ATTITUDE. TRY DOING SOME FLUID. IF THAT IS NOT APPLICABLE TO WHAT A WEBCOMIC ACTUALLY IS, THEN TRY SETTING YOURSELF A BI-DAILY UPDATE SCHEDULE AND STICK TO THAT. IF THAT'S NOT APPLICABLE EITHER, THEN MAYBE SET IT ON FIRE.

WHAT IS A KING? EITHER WAY, NO. LOVE, SPACE QUEEN.

OH DEAR, KOALAS? I AM AFRAID I DON'T LIKE THEM AND BY EXTENSION HATE TREES. PERHAPS YOU COULD GO RUB AGAINST A TREE? KOALAS ARE TREE PARASITES. ANYWAY, IT IS APPRECIATED THAT THE UNIT WAS PROPERLY SELF DEPRECIATING IN MY VIRTUAL CYBER ELECTRO-HYPER-DOT COM PRESSENCE. SO I WILL GIVE YOU SOME MORE ADVICEFUL HELP AND HELPFUL ADVICE. TRY COATING YOUR FRAIL BODY IN A COAT OF FIRE. THIS WILL HELP BECAUSE HEAT RISES AND KOALAS ARE BASICALLY HAIRY BITCH BALLOONS. BALLOONS ARE MADE ENTIRELY OF LIGHTER THAN AIR GAS CALLED RUBBER WHICH IS A TYPE OF PLASTIC. I HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED BUT ONLY IF BY MY HELP. THERE IS ONE LAST EMAI-L.

WHAT NO I ALREADY ANSWERED YOU. OKAY THERE IS NO OTHER EMA-ILS. REMEMBER YOU CAN SEND ME QUESTIONS AT IAMSPACEQUEEN@LIVE.COM OR YOU COULD JUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN STUPIDITY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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