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Saturday, January 23, 2010

SPACE QUEEN ANSWERS YOUR LETTERS PART TWO

PART ONE EXISTED ONLY IN MY MAGNIFICENT HEAD WHICH IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE?

NOW LETTERS! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERUPTING, I AM SPACE QUEEN AND SPACE QUEEN IS THIS ENTITY! SHUT.

ELECTRO-LETTER THE SUPER FIRST COMES FROM AN "ARCHDUKE FERDINAND" WHO LETTER REPRODUCT IN FULL PRESENTLY NOW!!



GOOD SIR MY MOTHER [ACTUALLY NO I SHOULD SAY BAD SIR NOT GOOD SIR] WAS THE GREATEST SPACE QUEEN MOTHER EVER AND I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR TONE AND  MADE UP WORDS AND I HAVE ALREADY KILLED HER BY NOT INCLUDING A PROPERLY DICTIONED QUESTION YOU HAVE MURDERED THE SANCTITY OF THIS INFORMATION NET AND SHAT ALL OVER IT FROM ONE OF YOUR HUMAN ORIFICES. I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE SENT ME A MESSAGE BUT I HATE THEM. HERE IS POW! ZAP!-MAIL 2 THEY ARE A SEBASTIAN-RAZIEL PAYGE

HUH OKAY THAT WAS ACTUALLY A QUESTION QUICK REQUEST[ION] THOUGH YOU SHOULD USE PROPER THE PUNCTUATE INDEED I AM. THIS INCLUDES THE COMMAS AND AMPERSAND. I DIDN'T READ YOUR QUESTION BUT I ASSUME YOU ARE WONDERING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN BECOME A QUEEN AS WELL AS SPACE QUEEN WHO IS ME I LIVE IN SPACE AND GREET YOU FONDLY. THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE, MOVE UNDER THE SEA! THE ANSWER IS ALSO HOWEVER STUPID AS SHUT UP AND SECONDLY YOU CAN NOT BREATH UNDERNEATH THE SEA AS YOU HAVE NO AIR UNLESS YOU ARE A FISH AND FISH HAVE LITTLE TO NO FINGERS SO IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION YOU SHOULD BECOME A FISH.

THINK ABOUT THIS- A FISH IS BASICALLY THE OPPOSITE OF A KOALA AND I HATE KOALA [THEY ARE ALSO CONFUSING TO PLURALISE!?] HERE ARE MY BULLET POINTS

  • IMAGINE A FISH WEARING A TINY CROWN
  • FISH CAN BREATHE WATER
  • DOLPHINS CAN'T BREATHE IN WATER BECAUSE THEY'RE MAMMALS
  • FUCK MAMMALS
  • YOU CAN EAT FISH BUT IF A FISH ATE A FISH THEY WOULD BE A CANNIBAL
  • I HATE YOU!
I HOPE THESE POINTS INCLUDED YOU FULLY POSTSCRIPT I HATE YOU IF YOU BECOME THE SEA QUEEN I WILL DECLARE SEA WAR [Despite my previous display of animosity, I respect your dominion.] AND I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

THIS IS THE END BUT REMEMBER YOU CAN ELECTRO ZAP RAILGUN MAIL ME AT THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: IAMSPACEQUEEN@LIVE.COM

I WILL MAYBE ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS AS I HAVE ALREADY SOLVED ALL THESE PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS P.S. I HAVE NUKES NOW I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TURN THEM ON BUT THAT WAS ALSO PART OF MY PLAN

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