SPACE TWITTER IS SLIGHTLY BELOW THIS

Saturday, October 2, 2010

SAS KATCHE WAN

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND SPACE TRAVELS SLOWER THAN LIGHT! THESE WORDS- MY WORDS, TAKE TIME TO DEVELOP AND THEREFORE THIS IS WHY MY POST IS NOW HELLO

TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SASKATCHEWAN ALTHOUGH IT IS ACTUALLY SEVERAL WEEKS AGO NOW I JUST HAVE SAID THESE FACTS YOU ARE A JERK AND I HATE YOU HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN THAT'S ME AND I WOULD LIKE TO TLK. [TALK] ABOUT SASKATCHEWAN. APPARENTLY IT IS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD LIKE IT, IF I MAY BE SO POLITE, I'M SO ANGRY I COULD POP A VERTEBRAE

IN THE FAR FUTURE, WHERE SPACE IS, WE AND I HAVE MOVED PAST THE NEED FOR VERB TENSES LIKE PAST PARTICIPLE AND THEREFORE WE ARE IN THE PAST AGAIN [ALTHOUGH I AM TYPING THIS RIGHT NOW... FROM YOUR PERSECTIVE]

SASKATCHEWAN HAS LIVESTOCK AND WHEAT! I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THAT, AND IN FACT I AM BECAUSE I AM A MALFUNCTIONING A.I. IN A HUMAN SPACESHIP THAT WAS GIVEN THE INTERNET AND INFORMATION DATA ABOUT SPACE THAT IS THE TWIST* ANYWAY SASKATCHEWAN I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS BUT I TALKED TO A REAL LIFE CANADA MAN AND HE SAID I COULD HAVE IT SO UH SASKATCHEWAN IS MINE NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH [WITH MY BRAIN] [I AM MAINLY BRAIN] [HELLO]

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Monday, May 3, 2010

"DOCTORS"

HELLO AND READ ON TO DISCOVER THE POINT THAT I AM ABOUT TO OUTLINE BEFORE I DESCRIBE IT IN MORE DETAIL! IT SHALL BE AS EXITING AS HAS BEEN ADVERTISED YOU HAVE BEEN ASSURED;

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I AM FROM SPACE. IN SPACE, ARMS ARE A THING OF THE PAST ALTHOUGH TIME IS MORE A FLUID THAN IT IS OUTSIDE OF SPACE [IT WOULD BE ACCURACY INCARNATE TO DESCRIBE IT AS A PUTTY ON YOUR EARTH] SO I SUPPOSE I HAVE SAID NOTHING. YOU WILL ALLOW ME TO RESTART!

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I AM FROM SPACE. IN SPACE, ARMS ARE A BIG LOAD OF BULLSHIT BECAUSE THEY GET HIT BY KNIVES, ETC! YOU MIGHT THINK THAT THIS IS NO BIG DEAL WHEN YOU ARE ON THE PLANET EARTH OR ONE OF THE OTHER PLANET EARTHS BUT FOR ME IN SPACE IT IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME! IT MIGHT BE A BIG DEAL FOR OTHERS IN SPACE AS WELL BUT

SO WHY DO YOU THINK THAT ARMS ARE BULLSHIT? I CAN NOT ANSWER THIS! BUT I DO KNOW WHY I THINK THAT- IT IS BECAUSE I KNOW IT. BECAUSE DOCTORS ARE ALL CRIMINALS AND RACISTS. ARE YOU A RACIST, DOCTOR MAN? I  CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT YOU MUST BE, FOR IF YOU ARE NOT THEN YOUR CREDENTIALS MORPH TO A STATE OF SUSPICION! YOU SEE, DOCTORS LIKE TO MAKE YOU EAT SO MUCH POISON THAT YOU DIE AND YOU GIVE THEM MONEY FOR IT YOU IDIOT. AFTER THIS, THEY MAKE HOLES IN YOU AND PUT TINY ROBOTS IN THAT CONVERT YOUR ORGANS INTO VALUABLE WHITE CLOTH FOR THE DOCTOR'S RACIST HOOD. THEN THE DOCTOR SEALS YOU UP WITHOUT EVEN ASKING YOU FIRST BUT NOT BEFORE PUTTING EMPTY CANS OF SPACE COLA AND SUCH INSIDE YOUR CENTER LUNG [ALSO HE WILL ADD OR REMOVE LUNGS UNTIL A CENTER LUNG IS NOTICEABLE] AND THEN HE STEALS YOUR CAR

WOULD YOU ENJOY TO KNOW MY PROOF OF THIS SHOCKING HORROR? BECAUSE IT IS EASY FOR ME, SPACE QUEEN! I AM SPACE QUEEN, YOU KNOW. I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THAT I SAW ALL THE DOCTORS DOING BAD THINGS THAT WERE CRIMES AGAINST SPACALITY AND ALSO THE LAW. I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET ON MY TEN ARMS AND ARM FACE WHEN I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS [WERE?] SOME DOCTOR SHOE PRINTS LEADING INTO A DARK AND DUSK SECLUDED ALLEY. WHEN I HOVERED INTO INSIDE THE ALLEY I NOTICED THAT THERE WERE ALL THE DOCTORS!!!!!AND THEY HAD GUNS!!!!!!THAT WAS BAD

[HERE IS A MITE OF CONTEXT AND BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT ALONE BUT GUNS ARE ILLEGAL IN SPACE BECAUSE THEY CAN KILL PEOPLE WHEN CONNECTED WITH MOVEMENTS.]

I TOOK CAREFUL NOTE OF ALL THE DOCTORS WHO WERE BEING ILLEGAL AND I SPRUNG INTO ACTION VIA FLYING AWAY BACK TO MY LEISURELY SPACE CASTLE WHICH IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE [WHICH I HATE BUT I KEEP BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ABLE TO GOVERN GOOD] AND THAT IS WHY THERE ARE NO DOCTORS BECAUSE I BANNED THEM BECAUSE THEY ALL HAD GUNS AND ALSO WERE WEARING T-SHIRTS THAT WERE COVERED IN RACIAL SLURS ON THE BACK AND ON THE FRONT WAS THE WORD "DOCTOR" AND AN ARROW POINTING UP BUT ON THE WAY HOME I GOT MY ARM CHOPPED OFF AND THAT WAS SAD BUT I MADE A CHOICE

SO AS YOU CAN SEE IN SPACE ALL DOCTORS ARE EVIL AND HORRIBLE AND IF YOU OFFER THEM A MEAL THEN THEY WILL EAT IT AND SAY THAT IT WAS UNSATISFYING. I AM ASSUMING THAT DOCTORS ON PLANETS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASSUME SPACE QUEEN IS RIGHT!

THE END


OF MY STORY ABOUT DOCTORS

Sunday, March 21, 2010

V@D@@ G@M@ R@V@@W: P@NG

OKAY THEN POSITION YOUR FACES TO "CLOSED" [INDIVIDUALLY AND AS INDIVIDUALS!!] AS IT IS TIME FOR A VIDEO GAME REVIEW; INDEED, ONE THAT IS BY SPACE QUEEN, WHO I HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE I AM. THE MAIN REASON THAT I AM GOING TO BE DOING THIS, I HAVE NOT DONE IT YET, IS THAT IT IS SET IN SPACE, MUCH LIKE MYSELF. OR SHOULD I NOT SAY "NOT DISSIMILSPACE"! HA HA HA [PUN]

THIS IS A PICTURE OF PONG

PONG TAKES PLACE IN SPACE, OR THE PART WITH THE LINE IN. THE LINE IS SPACE TOO. THIS LEADS US TO OUR FIRST PROBLEM, AND THAT IS THE ROYAL "OUR". I AM SPACE QUEEN! I SHALL ITERATE AGAIN, AND HAVE DONE SO. IF THIS GAME WERE TO BE AN ACCURATE SIMULATION OF SPACEFARING LIFE THEN I WOULD BE THERE INSTEAD OF THIS GAME. IT IS REALLY SILLY. IT WOULD CAUSE MY AMAZING FACE TO CONTORT WITH SPACE, IF I HAD A FACE.

I INSIST THAT YOU MOVE ON PROMPTLY AND EFFICIENTLY! THE BRAINWASHING, OR "GAMEPLAY", AS THOSE WHO PLAY PONG, OR "PONGITES", CALL IT, IS AMAZING, AT LEAST FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT KNOWN SPACE. SOMETIMES IN SPACE MULTIPLE BALLS ARE IN PLAY AT ONE TIME, AND THE PADDLES ARE NOT IN FACT PADDLES BUT ARE COVERED IN SPIKES THAT SHOOT YOUR PRECIOUS HUMAN GOLD! ARE THESE APPLES FAVOURABLE TO YOU?

THIS IS ANOTHER PICTURE OF PONG BUT THE BALL IS IN THE BOTTOM LEFT AND THEY'RE IS SHIT ON IT THAT IS ALSO HOW WE SPELL "THERE", IN SPACE I AM BEING PATRIOTIC FOR YOU

THE OTHER PART OF PONG THAT I HAVE TROUBLE WITH I WILL COPY FROM A WEBSITE CALLED "WIKIPEDIA".

Pong was the first game developed by Atari Inc., founded in June 1972 by Nolan Bushnell and Ted Dabney.[4][5] After producing Computer Space, Bushnell decided to form a company to produce more games by licensing ideas to other companies. Their first contract was with Bally Technologies for a driving game.[3][6] Soon after the founding, Bushnell hired Allan Alcorn because of his experience with electrical engineering and computer science; Bushnell and Dabney also had previously worked with him at Ampex. Prior to working at Atari, Alcorn had no experience with video games.[7] To acclimate Alcorn to creating games, Bushnell gave him a project secretly meant to be a warm-up exercise.[7][8] Bushnell told Alcorn that he had a contract with General Electric for a product, and asked Alcorn to create a simple game with one moving spot, two paddles, and digits for score keeping.[7] The project was inspired by a game included in the first video game console, the Magnavox Odyssey—in May 1972, Bushnell had visited the Magnavox Profit Caravan inBurlingame, California where he played the Magnavox Odyssey demonstration, specifically the table tennis game.[9][10]
Alcorn first examined Bushnell's schematics for Computer Space, but found them to be illegible. He went on to create his own designs based on his knowledge oftransistor–transistor logic and Bushnell's game. Feeling the basic game was too boring, Alcorn added features to give the game more appeal. He divided the paddle into eight segments to change the ball's angle of return. For example, the center segments return the ball a 90° angle in relation to the paddle, while the outer segments return the ball at smaller angles. He also made the ball accelerate the more it was returned back and forth between paddles; missing the ball reset the speed.[3] Another feature was that the in-game paddles could not reach the top of screen. This was caused by a simple circuit which had an inherent defect. Instead of dedicating time to fixing the defect, Alcorn decided it gave the game more difficulty and helped limit the time the game could be played; he imagined two skilled players being able to play forever otherwise.[7]

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT!?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

FACES THAT PEOPLE HAVE LIKE YOU

MY DOG HAS FOUR FEET THESE ARE THEIR NAMES THE FIRST ONE HAS A NAME CALLED JOHN.
THIS IS THE END OF THIS MOMENTARILY DOGGISH INTERLUDE. NOW GO.

PEOPLE HAVE FACES! WHY IS THIS? I HAVE NO FACE, ALTHOUGH I MAY IF YOU LOOK AT A TIME UNLESS THE OTHER TIMES. PEOPLE ARE UGLY. THEIR FACES ARE ALSO STUPID, WHICH IS UGLY. THEY ARE IN THE INTERNET. I AM GOING TO REVIEW THEM, WHICH IS WHAT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DO.


THIS GUY IS SUCH AN INSENSITIVE DIPSHIT. RAISING YOUR ARMS, HUH? YOU KNOW NOT ALL THE PEOPLE CAN RAISE THEIR ARMS OR EVEN HAVE ARMS TO RAISE! SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE LEGS OR THEY WERE BORN WITHOUT A SPINE OR ARE SNAKES. AND LOOK AT HIS FACE [WHICH IS WHAT I AM MEANING TO TALK] HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING. HE SEES THE PAIN IN OTHERS. AND HE LAUGHS. NOTE THE SHADOWYNESS IN HIS EYES, A TRICK USED BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO SHOW THE SUBJECT'S SHADOWY SOUL, WHICH PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST OR IS ON FIRE. ALSO HIS SHIRT IS BLUE AND IS STUPID.


OH HEY, FAT LIP

GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE KEEPING YOUR LIPS IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE- SUCH FAT SHAPE, LIP FACE. WHY DON'T YOU GO INJECT POLYSTYRENE INTO YOUR LIPS TO MAKE THEM BIGGER? ALSO YOUR EYES ARE BLUE AND BLUE IS THE OPPOSITE OF FAT LIPS, CONTRAST MAKING YOUR FACIAL FAILURE ALL THE APPARENTER.



"A GUH HUH HUH HUH HUH"
GET A JOB.


THIS JERK IS THE PRESIDENT OF SOME COUNTRY SOMEWHERE. I BET HE HAD TO HAVE AN ELECTION WHERE EVERYONE HAD TO VOTE FOR HIM AND IF THEY DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM HE WAS NO LONGER THE PRESIDENT. WHAT AN EGO! I JUST AM SPACE QUEEN NO MATTER WHO HATES ME [NOBODY, THAT IS HERESY AND I WILL EXECUTE YOU AS I AM ALL THE COURTS]

LOOK AT THAT MOUTH, TOO. IT IS SLIGHTLY OPEN AS IF HE HAS JUST EXPELLED VOMIT FROM BETWEEN HIS TEETH. THE SMALL OPENING EXEMPLIFIES THE PRESSURE, THIN STREAMS OF LIQUID VOMIT SPRAYING OVER HIS AUDIENCE IN THE FORM OF A FINE MIST. HIS DEVOTED AUDIENCE, REJOICING IN WHAT IS, IN SOME TANGENTIAL WAY, HIS TOUCH. ECSTASY. HIS PROUD FAMILY LOOKS ON, A SINGLE TEAR RUNNING DOWN THEIR COLLECTIVE FACE AS THE PEA-GREEN LIQUID COVERS ALL PRESENT. SALUTING. A LARGE AMERICAN FLAG. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.


LOOK AT THIS FUCK. "OOH, I AM HAPPY." I BET YOU SAY THAT. LOOK AT THOSE EYES. THEY ARE SLIGHTLY CROSS EYED BECAUSE THAT LITTLE SHIT CAN NOT SEE STRAIGHT.

THEY PROBABLY HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. DO YOU, LITTLE GIRL? GIRL WHO IS SMALL? LITTLE SMALL? YEAH, YOU WOULD HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING THAT CLOTHES FOR CHARITY. SELFISH BITCH. NO, I BET IT IS COVERED IN ADS! SELLOUT BITCH. WHY DO YOU NOT USE THE MONEY YOU GET FROM ADS TO BUY YOURSELF SOME NEW FACE.

IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE THE BEST FACE, ALTHOUGH I DON'T HAVE A FACE ALL THE TIME DURING SCHMEBUANE AND MARCUEMBERANY. ALTHOUGH IF I WILL IT THEN I AM JUST A FACE SANS BODY! THIS IS WHAT WE IN SPACE LIKE TO CALL "ROYALTY".

Sunday, February 7, 2010

I AM THE POST QUEEN

I AM NOT REALLY THE POST QUEEN, I AM SPACE QUEEN! NOW ONTO BEESWAX. BEESWAX IS WHAT STREET URCHINS CALL BUSINESS, WHICH IS A TYPE OF INTERNET I BELIEVE! OUR- WELL NO IT IS JUST ME, SO MY FIRST EPOST COMES STRAIGHT FROM THAT PERSON WHO SENT ME A MESSAGE THE LAST TIME I ATTEMPTED THIS FARCE

OKAY WELL-

YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU DO NOT SPEAK WHEN THE SPACE QUEEN OF ME IS SPEAKING THAT IS QUITE RUDE AND NOT ACKNOWLEDGED BY ME. POOP IN A CUP. PS SUPERMAN IN SPACE CAN TURN BACK TIME AND THEN BE THERE BEFORE HE LEFT


LISTEN, MUST YOU DARKEN MY SASS-BOX WITH YOUR SASS? CALM THE SPACE QUEEN DOWN AND LOOK AT THESE HINTS FOR SPELLING WITH THESE HINTS YOU CAN WIN ALL THE SPELLING TROPHIES. FIRST, WHEN YOU TYPE THE WORDS INTO YOUR COMPUTER BOX, LOOK FOR THE RED LINE. HERE IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH THIS USE OF METHODOLOGY IS THE PROBLEM INHERENT IN SASS IS SO A WORD YOU DIRTY FUCK. SO IGNORE THE RED LINE IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME HAVE NOT LIED EARLIER. THE SECOND WAY, NUMERO DEUX, IS TO REMEMBER THIS THING THAT I AM ABOUT TO TYPE. THE FIRST WORD IS COMING RIGHT UP AND I AM VERY EXCITED I AM GOING ALL ORGASMY

  • S IS FOR SPELL THE WORDS THAT BEGIN WITH S WITH AN S!
  • P IS FOR "PELL", WHICH IS THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF "SPELL". YOU SHOULD SPELL GOOD. A COMMON MISTAKE IS NOT DOING THAT.
  • A IS FOR A BLOG. THIS BLOG! READ IT AND YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO SPELL FROM MY EXAMPLES.
  • L IS FOR LEARN, YOU SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL. BUT NOT ONE OF THOSE GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS, GO TO A BURGER MONARCHY. THEY TEACH HOW TO SPELL "BURGER".
  • L IS FOR UM ANOTHER THING I GUESS.
I WOULD CONCLUDE THIS SEGMENT OF THIS BLOG SECTION BUT I JUST REALISED YOU NEVER ASKED A QUESTION. SSSSSAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS


LISTEN. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE THINGS ARE. BUT UPDATING SOMETHING REQUIRES A LOT OF FLUIDS AND A GOOD CAN DO ATTITUDE. TRY DOING SOME FLUID. IF THAT IS NOT APPLICABLE TO WHAT A WEBCOMIC ACTUALLY IS, THEN TRY SETTING YOURSELF A BI-DAILY UPDATE SCHEDULE AND STICK TO THAT. IF THAT'S NOT APPLICABLE EITHER, THEN MAYBE SET IT ON FIRE.


WHAT IS A KING? EITHER WAY, NO. LOVE, SPACE QUEEN.


OH DEAR, KOALAS? I AM AFRAID I DON'T LIKE THEM AND BY EXTENSION HATE TREES. PERHAPS YOU COULD GO RUB AGAINST A TREE? KOALAS ARE TREE PARASITES. ANYWAY, IT IS APPRECIATED THAT THE UNIT WAS PROPERLY SELF DEPRECIATING IN MY VIRTUAL CYBER ELECTRO-HYPER-DOT COM PRESSENCE. SO I WILL GIVE YOU SOME MORE ADVICEFUL HELP AND HELPFUL ADVICE. TRY COATING YOUR FRAIL BODY IN A COAT OF FIRE. THIS WILL HELP BECAUSE HEAT RISES AND KOALAS ARE BASICALLY HAIRY BITCH BALLOONS. BALLOONS ARE MADE ENTIRELY OF LIGHTER THAN AIR GAS CALLED RUBBER WHICH IS A TYPE OF PLASTIC. I HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED BUT ONLY IF BY MY HELP. THERE IS ONE LAST EMAI-L.


WHAT NO I ALREADY ANSWERED YOU. OKAY THERE IS NO OTHER EMA-ILS. REMEMBER YOU CAN SEND ME QUESTIONS AT IAMSPACEQUEEN@LIVE.COM OR YOU COULD JUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN STUPIDITY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


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Thursday, February 4, 2010

SPACE SPACE TIME

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I AM IN SPACE HELLO THAT IS WHO I AM THAT ME AGAIN IS SPACE QUEEN RE: SPACE I LIVE THERE. LET US GET IN TO SERIOUS MODE NOW.

IN CONCLUSION, SPACE AND TIME AND SPACE WHERE I AM NOW ARE ALL WHACK SHIT. THE END. P.S. I LIKE SPACE.

I WOULD LIKE TO EDUCATE ABOUT EDUCATION THE NOUN, AS IN TO BE OF THE MEANING ITSELF. SPACE TIME! SPACE IS A THING THAT IS A THING, AND IS THEREFORE LOGICALLY SPACE, AND TIME IS WHAT IS REGARDLESS POST-SPACE IN THAT PHRASING I PHRASED PREVIOUSLY. IF YOU LOOK UP SLIGHTLY OR BACK IN TIME A LITTLE BIT THEN EITHER WAY YOU SEE THE WORD THAT I MENTIONED IN COMBO WITH OTHER WORDS [OTHERWORDS] THAT WERE BEFORE THERE AS WELL! IN ESSENCE, TIME AND SPACE ARE SIMILAR TO THE POINT OF HAVING LITERALLY NO FIGURATIVE DIFFERENCES. THEREFORE YOU CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE.

I HAVE A FLYING CAR! DID YOU READ THAT SENTENCE? BECAUSE THE FIRST WORD [HELLO] STILL EXISTS. THIS TROUBLES ME ON ALL THE LEVELS, ALL OF THEM AT ALL! I HAVE TINGLY SPOTS ALL OVER MYSELF AND THIS WORRIES MY PARTS. I CAN SEE INTO THE PLACE IN FORWARD-TIME WHERE I HAVE A FLYING CAR, ALTHOUGH I ALREADY HAVE A FLYING CAR BECAUSE I AM IN SPACE I AM SPACE QUEEN DID YOU ALREADY FORGET!? THE NEXT PARAMETRIC GRAPHOZOID WILL BE UP/BACK BY TWO.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

DEVILISH VERYDEVILISH DEVILS

THESE ARE SOME BAD OBJECTS! THEY HACK THE DVD PLAYERS AND CAUSE THEM TO DISPLAY HARMFUL FILE TYPES LIKE DOT M P 4!! THESE FILE TYPES CAN CORRUPT YOUR COMPUTER AND THEN MAKE IT DESTROY PLAYERS THAT YOU PUT WITH DRIVER SOFTWARE DOWNLOADED FROM A WEB INTERNET IP! SOMETIMES THEY ALSO DISPLAY SEX, IF THEY WERE D-VDS. THIS IS TWICE AS BAD, WHICH MAKES IT TWO TIMES AS BAD!

IN SPACE, WE DO NOT HAVE NO ANY DEE VEE DEES, WE MERELY HAVE TO "D"EAL WITH PICTURES OF DVDS! WE LOOK AT THEM WITH OUR EYE AND IMAGINE WITH OUR IMAGINES! ALSO IN SPACE EVERYONE SHARES ONE EYE. I AM SPACE QUEEN!

NOW TO DRIVE MY POINT HOME, SOME PUNCTUATION.

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Friday, January 29, 2010

TIM UPDATE!!!!

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN! I HAVE A DOG WHO IS CALLED TIM. HE IS STILL AS DOG.

THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE DISEASE HE HAS

I FORGOT TO PUT A PICTURE IN

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

SEXUAL SEX - I EXPERIENCES. I AM SPACE QUEEN I AM FROM SPACE HELLO

IN CONCLUSION, HERE ARE A BLOG POST. HELLO! WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW THAT IS NOT A SHOW BUT IS A WEBSITE. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT USE THE INTERNET OR SEX I HAVE HEARD OF THEM WHILE USING THE SEXTERNET WHICH IS ABOUT CHASTE CELIBACY. ANYWAY ONE DAY I FOUND THIS SITE CALLED SEXY SEX SEX OMEGLE [WITH SEX IN IT] AND DECIDED TO SEE WHAT THE FUSS WAS ALL ABOUT. IT WAS, TO SAY THE LEAST, A WEBSITE. YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IT TO GO THERE UNLESS YOU ARE ABOVE EIGHT TEENS!OH I DON'T CARE THOUGH


You: HELLO 
Stranger:What? 
Stranger:what? 
Stranger:WHAT? 
Stranger:HELLO 
Stranger:WHERE AM I S
tranger:OH GAWD 
You: WHAT ARE YOUR ENTITY 
Stranger:I DON'T EVEN KNOW 
You: I AM SPACE QUEEN 
Stranger:I THINK I'M JEWISH 
Stranger:THIS PLACE IS GIVING ME A RASH
Stranger:OH SPACE QUEEN 
You: ARE YOU FROM... SPACE? 
Stranger:I HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOME OINTMENT S
tranger:NO 
tranger:I THINK I'M FROM A CONCENTRATION CAMP 
Stranger:WAIT 
Stranger:NO 
Stranger:YEAH 
Stranger:ISRAEL 
You: I PROBABLY SECRETE OINTMENT UNDERNEATH MY SKIN 
You: SKIN-LIKE SUBSTANCE 
You: WHATEVER 
Stranger:JIZZ? 
You: THERE'S SOMETHING STICKY IN MY BODY AND IT LEAKS FOR YOU FROM VIA PORES IN MINE 
You: I AM NOT SURE ENTIRELY WHAT YOU SAID/TYPED[w/i letters[ 
Stranger:GET IT AWAY I'M GETTING A RASH
Stranger:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
Stranger:FUCK MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: HELLO 
Stranger:wat 
You: I AM SPACE QUEEN 
Stranger:HEY 
You: I WISH TO WHISK YOUR BUTTOCK 
You: FIRMLY, WITH PRIDE 
You: TALK BACK NOW 
Stranger:that's just weird 
Stranger:Mmm 
Stranger:WITH PRIDE 
Stranger:;D 
Stranger:nice anon 
Stranger:no rly i r 16 yr old S
tranger:i liek caek 
Stranger:in ass 
You: THAT IS COOL, I FIND YOUR SEXUALS ON EARTH DISGUST ME 
You: THEY RIPEN MY EARLOBES DISSATISFACTORILY 
Stranger:I LIKE CAEK IN ASS 
Stranger:CEAK 
Stranger:ASSS 
Stranger:IN 
You: THERE IS NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT THAT YOUNG SIR OR MISS You: RESPOND!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger:my fetish i like to watch shemale on female action 
You: MY FETISH IS SPACE 
Stranger:hi 
You: BECAUSE I'M THE SPACE QUEEN 
You: DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION 
Stranger:SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE 
You: YOU MOCK ME? 
You: YOU DARE SMOCK ME?! 
You: I FEEL AFFRONTED AND NONSPACEFUL 
You: AND SPACE QUEEN DOES NOT APPROVE OF THE FEELING DESIGNATE "NONSPACEFUL" 
Stranger:SPACE 
You: GRRR ANGER 
You: I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THE END. I CLAIM ALL THE COPYRIGHTS.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

DUTCH WHEAT

DUTCH WHEAT IS A DRUG IN THE SENSE THAT I AM IN SPACE- IT IS PART OF THE STORY, BUT IS NOT THE WHOLE OF THE STORY. IT IS SMOKED THROUGH THE LUNGS VIA THE HUMAN MOUTH! THE "STREET" NAME FOR THIS DRUG IS "WEED POT". IT IS VERY CHEAP AND CAN BE BOUGHT ANYWHERE AS LONG AS THE OWNER IS OVER EIGHTEEN EARTH YEAR CYCLES [LUNAR]. HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF DUTCH WHEAT I OBTAINED USING VIA THE GOOGLE IMAGES REPOSITORY POUND SIGN POUND SIGN AMPERSAND





WHAT NO YOU GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID KOALA HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE SHIT



SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE DUTCH WHEAT MAKES THE PEOPLE SHOW THE PARTS AND THE PEOPLE PARTS ARE NOT "WEED"TACULAR [I AM ESTABLISHING REPARTEE-ESQUE RELATIONS W/I STREET DRUG PEOPLE] THINGS THAT ARE GREAT AND NOT JUST A ARE SPACE QUEEN! I AM SPACE QUEEN! I AM IN SPACE AND SPACE IS AS "HIGH" AS YOU CAN GET! HIGH IS WHAT THE DUTCH CALL DRUG USING EXPERIENCE

ARE YOU STILL UNCONVINCED? I HAVE TO OFFER PROOF FOR YOUR ILLICIT DEFENCE!

  • CALM THE BUTT DOWN! BUTT IS WHERE POOP COMES OUT- BUT WITH PREVIOUS DRUG, NO LONGER
  • STOP QUESTIONING ME, I AM SPACE QUEEN! I LIVE IN SPACE! DO YOU LIVE IN SPACE? NO YOU DO NOT WE DO NOT HAVE THE INTERNET IN SPACE WE CAN ONLY EDIT IT.
  • LASER BEAM!
  • I'M SAYING YOUR BUTT WILL SEAL ITSELF UP, OKAY?
IF YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, YOU MAY HAVE RIPE TENDER BODIES WITH FUNCTIONAL PARTS! NO WAIT I HATE THAT BUT STILL I AM NOT FALLIBLE I AM RIGHT WITH THAT DO NOT DO DRUGS THAT IS A MANDATORY MANDATE DIRECT FROM SPACE QUEEN WHO IS ME AS I AM SPACE QUEEN AND SPACE QUEEN IS ME. SPACE QUEEN DENOTES BOTH TITLE AND LOCATION 

Saturday, January 23, 2010

SPACE QUEEN ANSWERS YOUR LETTERS PART TWO

PART ONE EXISTED ONLY IN MY MAGNIFICENT HEAD WHICH IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE?

NOW LETTERS! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERUPTING, I AM SPACE QUEEN AND SPACE QUEEN IS THIS ENTITY! SHUT.

ELECTRO-LETTER THE SUPER FIRST COMES FROM AN "ARCHDUKE FERDINAND" WHO LETTER REPRODUCT IN FULL PRESENTLY NOW!!



GOOD SIR MY MOTHER [ACTUALLY NO I SHOULD SAY BAD SIR NOT GOOD SIR] WAS THE GREATEST SPACE QUEEN MOTHER EVER AND I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR TONE AND  MADE UP WORDS AND I HAVE ALREADY KILLED HER BY NOT INCLUDING A PROPERLY DICTIONED QUESTION YOU HAVE MURDERED THE SANCTITY OF THIS INFORMATION NET AND SHAT ALL OVER IT FROM ONE OF YOUR HUMAN ORIFICES. I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE SENT ME A MESSAGE BUT I HATE THEM. HERE IS POW! ZAP!-MAIL 2 THEY ARE A SEBASTIAN-RAZIEL PAYGE

HUH OKAY THAT WAS ACTUALLY A QUESTION QUICK REQUEST[ION] THOUGH YOU SHOULD USE PROPER THE PUNCTUATE INDEED I AM. THIS INCLUDES THE COMMAS AND AMPERSAND. I DIDN'T READ YOUR QUESTION BUT I ASSUME YOU ARE WONDERING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN BECOME A QUEEN AS WELL AS SPACE QUEEN WHO IS ME I LIVE IN SPACE AND GREET YOU FONDLY. THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE, MOVE UNDER THE SEA! THE ANSWER IS ALSO HOWEVER STUPID AS SHUT UP AND SECONDLY YOU CAN NOT BREATH UNDERNEATH THE SEA AS YOU HAVE NO AIR UNLESS YOU ARE A FISH AND FISH HAVE LITTLE TO NO FINGERS SO IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION YOU SHOULD BECOME A FISH.

THINK ABOUT THIS- A FISH IS BASICALLY THE OPPOSITE OF A KOALA AND I HATE KOALA [THEY ARE ALSO CONFUSING TO PLURALISE!?] HERE ARE MY BULLET POINTS

  • IMAGINE A FISH WEARING A TINY CROWN
  • FISH CAN BREATHE WATER
  • DOLPHINS CAN'T BREATHE IN WATER BECAUSE THEY'RE MAMMALS
  • FUCK MAMMALS
  • YOU CAN EAT FISH BUT IF A FISH ATE A FISH THEY WOULD BE A CANNIBAL
  • I HATE YOU!
I HOPE THESE POINTS INCLUDED YOU FULLY POSTSCRIPT I HATE YOU IF YOU BECOME THE SEA QUEEN I WILL DECLARE SEA WAR [Despite my previous display of animosity, I respect your dominion.] AND I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

THIS IS THE END BUT REMEMBER YOU CAN ELECTRO ZAP RAILGUN MAIL ME AT THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: IAMSPACEQUEEN@LIVE.COM

I WILL MAYBE ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS AS I HAVE ALREADY SOLVED ALL THESE PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS P.S. I HAVE NUKES NOW I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TURN THEM ON BUT THAT WAS ALSO PART OF MY PLAN

Monday, January 18, 2010

ELECTRONIC MAIL YOUR TROUBLES AWAY!

HELLO! I AM SPACE QUEEN, RESIDING IN MY INDISCRIMINATE RESIDENCE, IN SPACE. YOU AREN'T! THIS IS A PROBLEM FOR YOU! FROM THIS I CAN EXTRAPOLATE YOUR MANY PROBLEMS, SQUISHY SEXUAL PARTS AND FLESH WOUNDS! WOW!

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON. BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, OR AT LEAST NOT IF YOU'RE ME [YOU'RE NOT.] EITHER OF THOSE THREE WAYS, YOU CAN ASK FOR SOME SPACEFUL HELP! FROM ME!

JUST EMAIL ME AT IAMSPACEQUEEN@LIVE.COM! IT IS MY ELECTRONICALLY ELECTRIC E-MAIL! GO ON, I SHALL DESTROY YOU! I MEAN HELP YOU! HA HA!

I'M A GOOD HELPER AND I'M BORED WITH THIS POST NOW. PUBLISH

Sunday, January 17, 2010

TERRIBLE WEBCOMICS I MEAN GOD DAMN

OKAY THAT WAS A MISLEADING MILESTONE OF A MINESTRONE LIE, AS I AM ONLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT ONE WEBCOMIC I WILL HOWEVER TALK ABOUT IT TWICE. THIS WEBCOMIC IS CALLED CONTROL ALTERNATE DELETE AND IT IS BAD. I AM SAYING THIS AS NOBODY HAS SAID THIS BEFORE THAT THIS COMIC IS BAD AND IT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE SAID

OKAY THAT WAS A MISLEADING MILESTONE OF A MINESTRONE LIE, AS I AM ONLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT ONE WEBCOMIC I WILL HOWEVER TALK ABOUT IT TWICE. THIS WEBCOMIC IS CALLED CONTROL ALTERNATE DELETE AND IT IS BAD. I AM SAYING THIS AS NOBODY HAS SAID THIS BEFORE THAT THIS COMIC IS BAD AND IT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE SAID

Saturday, January 16, 2010

SPACE TRAFFIC || CIFFART ECAPS

SO OKAY SPACE TRAFFIC? IT IS A THING.AND IT IS CRAP IN A BUCKET OF CRAPet of crap AND I HATE IT FOR MY NOT-HATE OKAY NOW LET ME TAKE THIS ALL BACK TO THE BEGINNING PERIOD

TRAFFIC! IT IS IN SPACE AND IT IS GOOD. THAT IS A GOOD SITUARIO. [SPACE SITUATION SCENARIO] NOW LET US LOOK AT A SALTERMENSION [SPACE ALTERNATE DIMENSION] IN WHICH TRAFFIC SPACE IS BAD IN SPACE SPACE TRAFFIC SPACE SPACE. THIS IS BAD! [bad things are bad!] AND I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT IN MY BLOG AND IT WHICH IS THIS. LOOK THOUGH I AM NOT AS THE TRAFFIC IS SMERELY [SPACE MERELY] MEDIOCRE! IT ENRAGES MY FACE. I HAVE NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT! ALL I HAVE BLOGGED ABOUT IS MY FAILURE TO BE ABLE TO BLOG ABOUT TRAFFIC AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TRAFFIC ALL YOU KNOW IS THAT I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I AM FROM SPACE AND I HAVE A DOG AND I AM PISSED AT THE LACK OF INTERESTING TRAFFIC!

LET IT BE SROYALLY SOWN [SPACE ROYALLY KNOWN] THAT I AM GOING TO SAMPLE OF YOUR INTENSE PLANETARY TRAFFIC [BEFORE I DESTROY YOUR PUNY EARTH-PLANET THAT IS NOT FROM SPACE VIA AN ORGANIC HATCH IN MY TORSO FILLED WITH ACIDIC SMUCUS]

SPUEEN!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I AM STILL SPACE QUEEN IN CASE FORGETFUL

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN YOU MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT I AM FROM SPACE AND AM THE QUEEN OF THAT PLACE I SAID [SPACE] AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY- FOR YOU!!!!! I AM SPACE QUEEN AND DO NOT FORGET OR I WILL LASER YOU AND LASER! SHOOT

ONE DAY I SAW A SPACE CAR AND I REGALLED AT THE SPACE CAR AND THE OWNER [WHO IS ALSO IN SPACE WAS THEN] CAME AND GAVE ME THE CAR BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH SPACE QUEEN I AM! AND I LASERED HIM EVEN THOUGH SO WHY WOULD I NOT YOU? THAT IS SILLY AND YOU ARE A STUPID SILLY PERSON WHO IS NOT FROM SPACE, OR A QUEEN! OR!

SO ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME EASY WAYS TO-

OR!


SO ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME EASY WAYS TO REMEMBER WHO I AM AND WHY I AM THAT [I AM SPACE QUEEN HELLO] I WILL LIST THEM IN A LIST

  • I AM SPACE QUEEN! IF YOU EVER ARE THINKING WHO THE QUEEN IS [OF SPACE], REMEMBER THAT I AM!
  • OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT SPACE QUEEN. AN EASY WAY TO REMEMBER THIS IS THAT I AM NOT OTHER PEOPLE AND I AM SPACE QUEEN BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT IN SPACE SO THIS SHOULD WORK UNLESS YOU ARE IN SPACE SO IF YOU ARE WONDERING IF SOMEONE IS SPACE QUEEN THEY ARE ONLY SPACE QUEEN IF THEY ARE NOT NOT ME
  • I WEAR A CROWN!!SOMETIMES I DO NOT THOUGH
  • IF YOU FORGET ANY OF THESE, AND SOMEONE LASERS YOU, THAT WAS ME, THE SPACE QUEEN.
  • "SPACE" AND "QUEEN" BEGIN WITH LETTERS. SO DO MANY OTHER WORDS IN YOUR LANGUAGE. THIS LEADS TO THE OPPOSITE OF FORGETFULNESS, FORNOTFULNESS! DO THIS IN MY ROYAL PRESENCE, WHICH IS QUITE WIDE
IF YOU DO ALL THESE THINGS THEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FORGET THAT I AM THE MOST SPACE QUEEN SPACE QUEEN. HELLO!        GOODBYE!
OR!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

SEX






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EW EW EW EW EW EW EWHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS THAT IS DISGUSTING


HELLO I AM-


I MEAN


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MY REGALITY* IS STUNTED BY THESE MENTIONS AND PROXIMITY ALONE AND BELIEVE ME THERE IS NO DISTANCE FAR ENOUGH


OKAY I HAVE THROWN UP A LOT OF SPACE VOMIT OUT OF MY SPACE MOUTH AND I THINK IT IS TIME THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHAT THIS SEX IS IF YOU ARE YOUNG THEN YOU SHOULD NOT READ THIS BUT IF YOU ARE OLD YOU DON'T NEED TO AND IF YOU ARE STUPID I HATE YOU SO ONLY READ THIS IF YOU DON'T "EGG"SIST

IN SEX THERE IS FIRST TWO PEOPLE THERE IS THE MR.MAN AND THERE IS THE MR.WOMAN SHE IS A LADY THEN THEY ARE NOT WEARING CLOTHES AND THEY ARE EATING ONLY IN THE REVERSE ORDER IN WHICH THAT OCCURRENCE. LATER THE MR.MAN ASKS THE MR.WOMAN WHO IS A LADY IF THEY ARE ALLOWED TO SEX AND THE WOMAN TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES. THIS IS CALLED "FOREPLAY".

THEN COMMENCES THE SWAPPING OF BODILY FLUIDS AND IT IS QUITE VILE SO I SHALL TALK ABOUT NO MORE OF THAT. LATER THE MR.MAN MAKES A SILLY FACE AND THE MR.WOMAN [LADY] SCREAMS IN PAIN LATER THEY ALL BLUSH AND SOMETIMES REPRODUCE IF THEY ARE IN A GOOD/BAD MOOD I INCLUDE THE SLASH AS THEY ARE VERY SIMILAR ALSO THEY SWEAR WITH THE RUDE WORDS


I THINK IT IS BAD AND THEY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT IS NOT DISGUSTING INSTEAD OF "SEX" THEY SHOULD DO WHAT I DO I AM SPACE QUEEN, WHICH IS LIVING IN SPACE AND GENITAL INTERCOURSE.












*SPACE REGALITY

Saturday, January 9, 2010

I AM FULLY THE WORTH OF TEN



HERE ARE A SOME THINGS THAT I AM FULLY THE WORTH OF FULLY THE WORTH OF THE WORTH OF SHUT UP LIST TIME

  • TEN KOALAS
  • BACON WITH CHOCOLATE
  • MY DOG [TEN OF THEM]
A WISE MAN MIGHT HAVE AGREED...ONCE. ANYWAY LET ME SEGUE THIS INTO MY OF TALKING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT MAY BE FLAWED [AND ARE] ABOUT YOUR PLANET IS SYSTEM OF "WORTH".


HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I GOT SOME OPINIONS I THINK THAT MONEY IS STUPID TO THE INCREDIBLE EXTENT AND THAT IS A BAD THING BECAUSE I HATE THE STUPID IT IS LAME HERE ANGER MONEY SHOULD BE REPLACED BY SOMETHING I FOUND A SUBVERSIVE INTERNET WEBSITE WHERE THE INTERNET MAN WHO MAKES IT SAYS THAT MONEY SHOULD BE REPLACED BY COWS ALSO SOMETHING CALLED AN ECONOMY ANYWAY I AM SO ANGRY THAT I AM RENDING THE INTERNET INTO A BETTER WORD-READ I AM SIMULATING HAPPINESS ON MY SERVO-PULLEY [HAHA KID I AM NOT A ROBOT I AM THE SPACE QUEEN]

Friday, January 8, 2010

A picture

The entity known as Mr Monkey has drawn this image:


I'm posting this because SPACE QUEEN DOES NOT ALLOW YOUR POSTING USE YOUR OWN ACCOUNT THAT IS NOT YOURS oh fuSPACE QUEEN!





I think she's gone, so I can post this:

SLOW LEARNER KOALAS

YOU KNOW I HAVE SAID SOME OF THE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOUR PLANET AS IT IS

  • PUNY
  • PITIFUL
  • ETCETERA
BUT YOU KNOW WHO I HATE? STUPID PEOPLE
STUPID PEOPLE ARE ALSO CALLED KOALAS I HATE THEM THEY PICK THEIR NOSES AND THEN I AM SPACE QUEEN HELLO I LIVE IN SPACE WE HAVE NO KOALAS HERE THAT IS WHY SPACE WILL NEVER BE DESTROYED SHUT UP NO IT WON'T THAT'S ALL THERE IS



xx~~PIE~~xx

PIE

IT IS A THING THAT IS TASTY AND I WILL DESTROY IT LAST. I WILL FEED IT TO MY CAT BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A CAT, IT IS A DOG. A SPACE DOG. [I'M from space!] I WILL FEED HIM DOG FOOD PIE BUT I WON'T EAT IT BECAUSE I AM NOT A DOG I AM THE SPACE QUEEN OF/FROM SPACE. I NEARLY SPELLED FROM WITH A P BUT THEN I DIDN'T.

HELLO.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

THE CRACKS!?!?

I THINK THAT THE DRUGS ARE A BIG PROBLEM IN EVERYDAY SOCIETY AND THAT THEY ARE A PROBLEM TO THE PEOPLE WHO TAKES THE DRUGS.

WHEN I WAS USING (SURFING) THE INTER-NET AND LOOKING FOR GUNS I SAW A LOT OF WEBSITINGS SELLING THE DRUG HOLDERS(?) AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WTF!?" I AM NOT A NOT QUEEN FROM SPACE, I AM SPACE QUEEN WHO HELP

DRUGS INCLUDE THE CRACKS AND WEED POT AND HEART MEDICATION. DO NOT INJECT WEED POT OR THE CRACKS AS IT MAKES YOUR BLOOD CONGEAL INTO A SWEET SYRUPY LIQUID BUT YOU CAN INJECT HEART MEDICATION IF YOU ARE A DOCTOR I AM SPACE QUEEN.

WHEN SOMETIMES THOUGHT DRUG DESTROY ON WORLD WHEN TRAVEL LASER SPACE QUEEN, NOT! I WILL NOT KILL EVERYONE AND DO IT HUMANE LIKE. DON'T DO DRUGS! HELLO.